49. Boston Bruins @ LA Kings
The root of my evil If I am more ornery than usual, I apologize blow me. Dunkin Donuts fucked up my coffee order and the heat in the building isn’t working. I can live without heat because I’m rocking...
View ArticleThe Hockey News and Their Irresponsibility
Please note: I wrote this on my Droid. It is amazing that the Internet allows anyone with a brain keyboard to say whatever they want. Today The Hockey News tweeted this: RT @TheHockeyNews: It is very...
View ArticleEASHL Is Gar-bitch
Another abortion from EA Sports EA Sports EASHL mode sucks a drum full of donkey dicks. The mode was introduced in NHL 09 and was something new for hockey fans. What EASHL did (EASHL stands for EA...
View ArticleAll-Star Games Need To Go
Time for this to become the last all-star logo you ever see With the NHL All-Star game and NFL Pro Bowl finishing up this weekend, I think that it is safe to say that all-star games need to go away....
View ArticleSunday Funday Search Terms
What the fuck is wrong with some people? I was just looking through the search terms for my blog yesterday when this gem popped up: I love you, you sick fuck That’s right, someone found my site by...
View Article51. …And we’re still in Carolina
This may be the Bruins second home Jesus Christ, I feel like the Bruins have been in Carolina for the past three weeks. Also – fuck the snow. I can’t take it anymore! This white stuff coming down from...
View ArticleGameday Brew #10 – Guess what New England? It’s Snowing (again)
Yeah it’s snowing – big fucking whoop. I had a mini freakout in tonight’s game preview that I posted earlier today. Now that I’ve gone out and shoveled at work, I’m just bitter. The snow is light,...
View ArticleIs Shutting Down Savy All That Surprising?
Savard's second concussion in 11 months Can you tell that work is slow? I’m cranking out more blog posts today than I have in the past month. There’s been a lot of talk of the Bruins “seriously...
View Article52. Bruins welcome Steve Ott’s Doucheness to Boston
Nice facial hair, Spencer Pratt Fuck Steve Ott. The guy plays the instigator role so well that you want to hop the ice and punch him in the face for the team he’s bothering. As a fan of hockey, I love...
View ArticleGameday Brew #11 – Dallas @ Boston
Here we go again. I hoped you were able to find some “Fuel Cafe” because I drank that shit while shoveling Tuesday evening and flew through it. It was some serious shit – although apparently I’m a...
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